THIS IS A RAP SONG THAT I RECORDED ABOUT 7 YEARS AGO BUT I HAD TO REDO THE VOCALS.
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Story behind the song
JUST MESSING AROUND WITH SOME LYRICS AND DECIDED TO DO A CHRISTMAS RAP SEVERAL YEARS AGO AND FINALLY GOT AROUND TO REDOING THE VOCALS
Lyrics
CHRISTMAS RAP
VERSE: Ho! Ho! Here we go
Ho! Ho! Here we go
In my stocking, I get coal and switches
Because I’ve been loving all the b*** es
Ho! Ho! Here we go
Ho! Ho! Here we go
Up on the house top reindeer paws
Girls in the sack with Santa Claus
He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice
Naughty girls might get something nice.
Ho! Ho! Here we go
Ho! Ho! Here we go
Momma in her negligee, me in my cap
Put on my condom so I won’t catch the clap
The presents were arranged all around the tree
Nothing in this life is free.
Ho! Ho! Here we go
Ho! Ho! Here we go
In the bed, the children be napping
While all the brothers be out rapping
Christmas, it comes just once a year
Always goes better with a six pack of beer
Ho! Ho! Here we go
Ho! Ho! Here we go
Dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh
The bill collectors at Christmas always want you to pay
Five fingered discount at the toy store
Cops caught me and made me spread them on the floor
For Christmas, they really gave me a lot
Three hot meals and a cot
Next Christmas, I’m already planning this year.
I think I’ll stay home with that six pack of beer
On the roof top, there will be no more reindeer paws.
There will be no more girls in the sack with Santa Claus
He won’t be making a list, he won’t be checking it twice
Naughty girls won’t be getting anything nice.
Merry Christmas to you all and to you all a good night.
