[bullshittin]
"Hello, this is Sarah from Chase Mortgage"
The same Sarah who's been fuckin my man, you whore bitch?!
You fucked up bad, lettin me know where you work at
Me and my girls'll show up- go beserk on your twerp ass
"I'm so sorry, you misunderstand my intent
Would you like to change your home's current rate of intrest
a bargain, at half what the competition is chargin"
Shut up you dumb slut, this is a fuckin' apartment
[bullshittin]
"Hello this Clint Jones, I'm calling for Sprint phones
Asking if you'd like to change the service in this home
Our rates for long distance, cellys and business
beat our competitors in every instance
Don't forget, we offer high speed internet
To serve your needs at various megabits
I mean bytes... Is everything okay ma'am?"
Yes sir, go ahead and explain plans
"Okay then---
Along with those services, local's included
Our celly ringtones- Hey what are you doing?"
Oral services, my girl's really twerkin it
while you at work, man, we wanna hear you jerkin it
grip the shit and work with it, hit it like you hurtin it
and I hope this call is recorded for quality purposes
[more bullshittin]
